Here it is, the answer to the struggle between celebrating Christian "Christmas" and Pagan "Yule"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
This idea was brought to my attention last year by a very talented and hilarious writer named Bone, who maintains a blogspot here:
http://littlenibbler.blogspot.com/
I'm on my way out to look for an aluminum pole to set up in my living room.
Although I am a bit hesitant about the "Airing of Grievances" portion of events, I'm sure I could withstand the "Feats of Strength" one-on-one with you know who.